Everyone seems to think that the Easter Bunny is as fictional as Santa Clause. Yeah right… like your parents could hide eggs that well. No, the Easter Bunny is completely legitimate. The reason he doesn’t make public appearances is simply because he doesn’t quite have that gentle and compassionate appearance that Santa does. The fact is that a cute little bunny is cute because it is little. But a bunny the size of Shaq is scary as hell! I researched the Easter Bunny well and the fact is that there was a time when he did like to visit the kiddies face to face. But it never seemed to go well. Kids were pretty traumatized and parents were too. The following picture was taken at the Easter Bunny’s last public appearance ever. The most popular theory is that the United Nations got a hold of this photograph and sent a secret communication to the Easter Bunny that he could hide all the eggs and candy and baskets that he wanted but if he was caught hanging around with any children ever again, they would have no choice but to arrest him and imprison him at the local zoo.
I really have to feel sorry for the Easter Bunny because he really does love the kids but he will always have to do it from a distance.
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